Friday, December 14, 2007

JOHN SINGH SINGS A SAD SONG

John Singh has been forced to sing a very sad song this year by combining all his crumbling pageants into one very low key production to be supposedly hosted in Turkey that can despite his boasting on his website that over 80 Girls are "descending" on Turkey, only about 57 have so far bothered to turn up for a pageant that is supposedly having it final night on the 20th December.
A huge far cry from the 87 he and Mugabe flew to Zimbabwe back in 2005! one wonders why the low turn out, but the truth is we all know why.
Apparently Applications..???? are still being taken for many of his contests
Applications what ever happened to all your:
National Directors Johnny Boy?
Miss Tourism World
Miss Tourism Africa
miss Tourism America
Miss Bikini World
Miss Model of the Universe and which ever other names he can lay his hands on are all going to be crowned on the same night in Turkey!
Lets hope he does not make any mistakes and give two crowns to the same girl!

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