Friday, December 14, 2007


Bed time Girls!!!

Reports from Turkey have reveled that "Slinky Singh" is up to his usual schenanigans with the contestants at his 2007 contest promising them prizes and titles for a bit of bedroom judging,

Sorry Bikini time!!!!

He is famous for awarding dubious prizes to girls who have been personally assessed by him and his cohorts during late nigh sessions.

And despite it coming back to bit him previously with his Love children, this year is no different many of the girls [ shall we call them girls or hired hookers? ] can be seen readily jumping from room to room in search of "Judges" to bed,
The scene of the crime!!
Security is non existent and they crew are having their usual field days rumors have it that even some of the daring waiters in the hotel have joined in on thre action bringing suits to work to wear later on and pretending to be important judges and VIP members of his Organisation.


John Singh has been forced to sing a very sad song this year by combining all his crumbling pageants into one very low key production to be supposedly hosted in Turkey that can despite his boasting on his website that over 80 Girls are "descending" on Turkey, only about 57 have so far bothered to turn up for a pageant that is supposedly having it final night on the 20th December.
A huge far cry from the 87 he and Mugabe flew to Zimbabwe back in 2005! one wonders why the low turn out, but the truth is we all know why.
Apparently Applications..???? are still being taken for many of his contests
Applications what ever happened to all your:
National Directors Johnny Boy?
Miss Tourism World
Miss Tourism Africa
miss Tourism America
Miss Bikini World
Miss Model of the Universe and which ever other names he can lay his hands on are all going to be crowned on the same night in Turkey!
Lets hope he does not make any mistakes and give two crowns to the same girl!

Friday, January 19, 2007


Reliable sources have confirmed that the infamous Miss Tourism World Organization run by Playboy John Singh is in the process of being made bankrupt due to his inability to pay His creditors.

Flamboyant John Singh the master "Show man" or "Con man" depending on who you talk to, was able to convince Third World dictator Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe to part with US$2 million last year as a license fee for his infamous Miss Tourism World 2006 pageant.

That pageant was a huge disaster and a PR nightmare for John Singh and his Organization, Girls were supposedly left stranded in hotels for bills that were not paid by Him, International arrest warrants were out for John Singh and he fled Zimbabwe without paying his debts or paying the prizes to the winners of that contest, most of his National Directors have deserted him and he turned instead to modeling agencies to supply him girls for his pageant, many of whom refused to work with him due to his previous shady business dealings such as not paying them for the models they sent him in the past.

In 2006 despite all his best efforts he was unable to get any takers for the 2006 edition of the pageant, it was supposed to be held in Kwa zulu Natal South Africa but it seems that he has made so many enemies in Africa after his disastrous adventure to Zimbabwe and the corresponding negative publicity he brought with him and his Pageant, and indeed in the pageant industry that nobody not even in South Africa would allow him to come to South Africa and the 2006 pagent was cancelled despite his boasting that over 108 countries had been invited .

He was not surprisingly able to convince the Taiwanese to let him hold his Miss Bikini World 2006 show there. A clear indication that even the pageant hungry Chinese on the main land do not want anything to do with him and his organisiation after his last venture in to China with his Model of the World 2004 contest.

His website is currently boasting that “2007 dates will be announced very soon” perhaps on the Moon or on Mars, those seem to be the only places that would not have heard of this organisation and its unsavoury reputation and business practices.